I went shopping today at Aldi, and a couple had home made masks on. Not only the material would not be N95 or better (it looked like it was made from a duster), but they had gaps both sides of there faces.

Then when I went to pay, the woman in from of me freaked out because they had run out of hand gel. She then told the shop assistant that the Illuminati was killing us all off.

I found that if you pretend to have a cold, everyone panics. I walked around pretending to cough.

If you are next out, pretend you are ill. It is so much fun.