This is my script for a new play by me.

It is called ‘Chair’.

The play consists of no people, but a chair placed on a stage for 3 hours.

I bet lots of people wanting to look intellectual will pay a fortune to see it.

And all the reviews will be how marvelous the play was and how deep it was, and how post modern in these times to have such a daring script.

I shall charge £100 a ticket.